Calvin Klein's New Angle on Life

They've trademarked the bogus word "technosexual" and are apparently bent on creating a whole line of fashion for it.

Whatever. These are the days when I wish I had a swarm of super speedy swamp slugs at my disposal. I would send them post-haste to Manhattan to the Calvin Klein office for a little swarming.

Maybe I should trademark the word "hecknosexual?"