And The Winner Is...The New York Times!

The annual search for the sleaziest, slimiest newspaper that ever smeared its way out of the swamp is over, and the winner is...the New York Times!

Let's hear it for the New York Times, aiding and abetting terrorists world-wide with its treasonous behavior! A round of applause for Editor Bill Keller and his minions of twisted sub-gnomes! A round of drinks on the house in honor of the New York Times, endangering our soldiers around the world!

But seriously, is someone going to toss these psychotic jokers in jail for their most recent display of treason? Disclosing information about the SWIFT program is equivalent to publishing the landing times of Eisenhower's armada previous to D-Day.