The Academy Awards Rhyme with Gourd

I'm not sure where to go from there, but it's the awful truth. I suppose if the Academy Awards were held on some Polynesian island where the men only wear penis-gourds, maybe they would be called the Academy Gourds.

Or maybe not. I don't think I'm going to lose much time thinking about that one.

At any rate. The Academy Awards of 2007.

Who cares?