Gross Polluter
...and now my poor old Volvo has just qualified as a "gross polluter." Yep. Didn't pass the smog test. They're coming to arrest me tomorrow, no doubt.
posted by ToadRocket at 5:56 PM
It's what you want.
posted by ToadRocket at 5:56 PM
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One sure way to burn up the pollutants down your exhaust is to lite a match and throw it up the exhaust pipe. It burns up all the impuraties really quickly, and might be cheaper than having some mechanic doodle around in it for $300 / hour
Uh, are you serious? I'm afraid my car would simply blow up.
Chris I'm flattered that you would take me serious.
I drove a gross polluter once. Oh, what a feeling.
It's all I can afford...
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