Are You A Cheese-Nibbling Insomniac?

If you are, I really don't know what to say, other than the fact that you can get great cheese at Costco for great prices.

You might try some Danish Havarti, as that has a nice, mellow flavor somewhat reminiscent of carraway seeds infused with the contented lowing of cows as if heard from far across a Danish meadow through which a young Ingrid Bergman is running in slow motion (black and white).

Or, if you have the spine for it, you might try a nice, sharp We're All Danes Now t-shirt, aged for a hundred days in an oak casket. It goes well with venison, steak and liberty.