World Domination

We all dream of world domination at one time or another. Some are more effective at it than others (eg., Hitler, Genghis Khan, Tom Cruise, etc.). Some people bring it about via military might. Others do it via economic infiltration, such as Starbucks, McDonalds, Google (does Google know how achingly jerky they have made themselves look by knuckling under to China and facilitating their totalitarian censorship state? note to self: stop using Google and use something like Froogle instead).

Others are less effective at it than others, such as George Clooney and whoever invented the collapsible plunger. Have you ever used a collapsible plunger? The collapsible plunger has a fatal flaw, let me tell you.

Anyway, my dream of world domination is about to come alive in a few days. A t-shirt site that will be the Mother of All T-Shirt Sites (that is, if Saddam Hussein's PR flack was writing my copy). Just a few days more and the awesome raging joy that is the Mother of All T-Shirt Sites will be unveiled to great weeping and gnashing of teeth, as well as much dancing about by short, stout people in lederhosen.

All will become lucid. Soon.