Down with Raggedy Andy

I'm afraid that Raggedy Andy is not an appropriate sort of toy for infants. This is not due to gender issues of male infants having their masculinity threatened by playing with dolls (boys will always figure out how to dismember, decapitate, destroy, etc., whatever it is that they are playing with - yet another proof that there is a difference). Rather, the problem is the darn yarn hair. They bite it off, choke on it, and then vomit out their morning bottle onto your jeans.